You know what really grinds my gears? Is when I walk into a
store in the middle of September and the store has already set out Christmas stuff.
I mean come on, it’s not even October yet, we still have Halloween and Thanksgiving
to get through. It seems they put out Christmas stuff earlier every year, but
it doesn’t just happen in the stores. Neighborhoods across the USA seem to put
out décor sooner every year as well. Down the street from us someone has put
out Halloween décor already. Look it’s not that I’m not excited about the
holidays or that I think it’s not smart to start shopping for X-mas gifts early
but I just don’t want to start hearing Christmas music on the radio three months
in advance.
Friday, September 27, 2013
Friday, September 13, 2013
WTF
There are a
lot of things in the world today that just make people say, “what the f**k?” Whether
it is Miley Cyrus, Kanye West, Dennis Rodman or the entire NCAA. For instance,
Miley, and outrageous performance that has led everyone to believe she is on
the fast track to turning out like Britney, Lindsey, or Amanda. But what is
more sad than her reputation is that most people reading this will know who all
of those names belong to without even hearing the last name, but if I mentioned
Bashar al-Assad or Kim Jung-un only a few would recognize what I was talking
about. I realize that the demise of young celebrities is more entertaining than
threats against the USA and that a raunchy performance by a twenty-something
will get over 300,000 tweets in the first minute but come on people there are
much bigger issues out there. Kanye West and Dennis Rodman are just idiots.
As for the
NCAA, if you dig deep enough on any football team you will find some corruption
and bribery somewhere down the line. Again, get over it. No matter how many
people you punish and how many game suspensions you hand out there will always
be someone handing out money to keep a winning streak alive. But the stupidity doesn’t
stop there. As the athletes go to the pros they get a bigger paycheck, legally
this time, along with a gift basket of performance enhancing drugs. Then they
get injured and can’t play for the rest of the season but still get millions to
sit the bench. Hey I have an idea, every game they don’t play take the money
and put it back into the economy… A-Rod? Again it’s not their fault but ours
for wanting to pay $100 a ticket to watch them sit there and cry. Or a better idea
let them juice up with roids and increase difficulty of the sport. That would
make it real entertaining to see true monsters go at it.
Put all the
down-falls of celebrities and the chemical war fares aside for a minute and let’s
talk about a real serious issue, Parking and the ass-holes that don’t know how.
If you drive a nice car but don’t want anyone to park next to you then park at
the very end of the lot. Don’t take up two spots. When you do that you are just
asking for someone to purposely ruin your douche-car with a key or a door. There
are only eight-hundred thousand BMW’s in the USA I don’t care that you own one.
And parking diagonally doesn’t omit you from being an ass-hole. If you go to
the store and only need milk, park your car in a parking spot not in front of
the store in the fire lane. Are you really handicapped? No. It’s obvious when
you are a sixteen year old that gets in and out of a taller SUV with high school
football stickers on the back. There are real handicaps out there that truly struggle.
Being fat isn’t a handicap either, that’s just laziness and your doctor should
be smacked for giving you a handicap sticker. There should be spot at the end
of the lot mark specifically for fat asses next to the douchebag parking. You people
should have to walk the farthest anyway. I’m going on a campaign to stop
horrible parking. Maybe I’ll type up a citizen issued ticket letting the parker
know what an ass-hole they are. Provided in the ticket will be a number for a
driving school.
Rant done.
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